“Is there no limit to what Stanley won’t notice?”
god I remember laughing SO HARD at this
(from right now, I just laughed really hard)
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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Sometimes I forget that people I know in real life read all the crap I post on here
lol
I went to the beach today and I got burned really badly.
Like, I’m pretty sure I have 2nd degree burns on my stomach and my risk of skin cancer probably tripled. My entire front feels like it’s on fire. Also, the cut of my bathing suit top makes it look like I have pokemon balls for boobs.
All of this just in time for me to have to wear a white dress for graduation stuff on Friday.
Just my luck.
My grandparents gave my mom this giant green gnome statue for her birthday and my entire family is ridiculously excited with this new edition of strange home decor.
We are even naming him.
Also, instead of outside, he’s living in our kitchen living room.
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for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you
